Literature
Thoth and Hermes
"I have a bone to pick with you!" Hermes turned around lazily expecting it to be Ares or Apollo or Hephaestus, they were always yelling at him for something. Shaving their dogs of terror, stealing their sacred cattle, accidently breaking their indestructible hammer...he just couldn't win. However it was neither of the above. It was in fact a rather eccentric looking man; wearing a decorated cloth around his nether regions, an elaborate turquoise necklace around his neck and a bright royal blue bird head sat on his shoulders. Hermes had to snigger, it was one of the strangest things he had ever seen.
"Could you please grow up?" The man asked